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DouglasThurman
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PostSubject: Gruff the crime ogre. Taking a bite out of pie...err...crime.   Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:47 am

"Gruff not like dem homans much. Dey chase Gruff down an make him give dem shinys. Dem alla time holler at Gruff. Gruff not like. Gruff likes two tings. No, Gruff likes three tings. Gruff likes puppies, dat feller in black, an Elveses. If youse blab about da first ting, Gruff gonna get anger. Dat feller in black him okeedokee. Him tells Gruff me no need be scared of da thinkins dat goes on in Gruff's noggin. Him tells Gruff me gots a gift fer smashin tings. Him tells me dat dose creepsies dat be stinkin up da place needs ta be smushed da mostest. Dems not dedder like dey sposed ta be. Him give Gruff dis here hat dat makes Gruff not so dum. Youse gotta say it. Gruff not da brightest club on da wine rack. Dis feller in black done Gruff right an Gruff likes him. Elveses. Dem fellers alright by Gruff. Dem not holler an run at Gruff wit dere swords all wavin around. Dems quiet folk. Gruff likes dem yes me do. Gruff hears dem havin a tuff time wit some ugly fellers all green on da outside. Well Gruff gonna tells dem right now youse best leaves dem Elveses alone or Gruff gonna smush ya. Yup yup. Welp, Gruff not gonna bend yer ear anymore. Me gotta go smush some tings an watnot. Youse be nice ta Gruff an Me not smash an smush ya. Yup yup."
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PostSubject: Re: Gruff the crime ogre. Taking a bite out of pie...err...crime.   Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:59 am

OOC - Is this BLAARG's twin? LOL! You do dumb really well Douglas.
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PostSubject: Re: Gruff the crime ogre. Taking a bite out of pie...err...crime.   Thu Mar 01, 2012 1:29 am

OOC// I'm thinking I should take that as a compliment of my RP skills. Very Happy
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